I recently lost some weight. About 25 pounds of adipose fat. This is a good thing. It’s so good, in fact, that I have this belt that I’ve worn pretty much every day for a decade, and I had to drill an extra hole in it – to make it TIGHTER!
To assure myself that I’m keeping the weight off, I check every morning when I buckle my belt that I’m using that last hole. This morning, I realized that in order to see the buckle, the hole, and the belt itself, I was actually having to manually lift my belly fat out of the way. Salad anyone?